When The Cake Spills The Tea

It's "Tell The Truth" Day, minions, so remember: 

Sometimes you have to speak your truth:

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Other times you have to speak it for others:

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"We're just saying, Nina. Dang."

The truth can reveal our private pain:

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(Now there's a groin-worthy caption.)

And the truth can also make us cheer:

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(Um, thanks?)

Mostly, though, the truth is there to remind us of the unchanging realities that shape the world around us.

You know, like the fact that a capital L does NOT - in any way - look like this:

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Oops.

But hey, either way it looks like Sue got lucky.

Thanks to Bernice T., Meg, Mark L., Diana G., & Rachel B. for the lesson on truth in advertising.

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Speaking of advertising, anyone need a new oven mitt?

"I've Got A Knife" Oven Mitt

There are also some more NSFW options, ha.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: