Howdy, Pilgrim?
Thanksgiving is coming, my friends, so here's a handy guide for identifying the goods in your local bakery:
1) Anything in a black hat is a pilgrim.
"Top o' the morning to ye!"
* snore *
"Buh-KAWK!"
2) Anything in a blue headband is a Native American.
"Could I...BE any creepier?"
"Yep, I guess I could."
"Now let's get sweatin' to those oldies, ladies!"
3) Everything else is a turkey.
Probably.
Thanks to Brittany W., Louise C., Angela B., Angelica W., Jenn, Dave B., & Samantha E., who figure that last wreck is worth at least two bucks.
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I need y'all to see these ADORABLE pumpkin pie earrings:
Handmade Polymer Clay Pie Earrings
And no, I didn't make them; that's a different Jen. A Jen who is comfortable sharing her phone number on the internet, while I'm the Jen who hasn't opened her e-mail inbox in 6 months.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
Jen
