At Least They're Not Staplers?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Thanks to Makaria R. & Tina, who have "upper management" written all over them.

...Sorry about that, ladies.

 

Epilogue 


*****

P.S. Because I didn't know these even existed 'til today, and I am DELIGHTED:

Swingline High-Heeled Stapler

People in the reviews are bedazzling them for extra bling, and they are SO CUTE. Perfect for you fashionistas out there.