Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice::

"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."

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[trumpet-like fart blast]

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"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

::contemplative chewing sounds::

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"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."

"Hey girl, you up?"

Thanks to Joel N., Priscilla L., & Kacy for answering nature's call and being our #1 fans.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Octo-Drama

This:

Now available in cupcakes!

Oh, and while we're at it...

BROADWAY OCTOPUS WANTS TO SING:

[[jazz tentacles]]

BOW-TIED OCTOPUS WANTS TO LIMBO:

FATALISTIC OCTOPUS WANTS TO CARTWHEEL:

"This will end in tears."

And, uh, Derpy here just wants a hug:

"Derp!"

Thanks to Rebecca S., Kristin S., Diane H., April R., & Lesley M. for joining me in a rousing rendition of "Octopodes have EIGHT legs, bakers. EIIIIGHT!" And now...  jazz tentacles!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: