5 Times It Didn't Pay To Be Polite
Some people think common courtesy is dead. To these people I say, "Hey, do you mind? I CAN'T HEAR THIS PHONE CONVERSATION OVER THE MOVIE WHILE YOU'RE SHUSHING ME."
(Yes, I'm joking.)
(I have exceptionally good hearing.)
And bakers, it seems, are especially bewildered by a simple "please" or "thank you:"
Aww, it's almost sad; the baker missed her own thanking!
I say "almost" sad because after you realize how often this happens...
It gets kinda funny.
Text reads: "Happy Birthday Melissa! Thank you much."
This "thank you" threw the baker SO badly she tried to cope with random question marks:
Happy Birthday Barbara!?
?Thanks!
You can almost picture her writing this, sobbing, "What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAN???"
And if you use BOTH "please" and "thank you" there's a real chance you could do permanent damage to your baker. So please, be responsible. Don't let this happen:
Then again, that's no excuse to be rude, either.
And trust me, it doesn't help anyway:
Thanks to Nicole P., Stephanie R., Melissa S., Nathan B., Lindsay W., & J.R. for being so easy to please.
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P.S. Since this saved my butt during a long painting day recently, I have a random product recommendation:
No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt
This is my new favorite belt, y'all. It basically turns anything with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfy I forget it's on, slimline so it doesn't show under my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my belly or unbuckle for bathroom breaks. Woohoo!
You know how stretch jeans are forever sliding down when you sit or bend, so you have to keep hitching them back up? No more! I wear this with all my jeans now. It's entirely elastic, so it moves and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone well endowed with squish in the belly area.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
