Say Again?

It's a fundamental fact of life that the more ridiculously off base a misspelling, the funnier it is.

So, "Congradulations?" Not particularly funny. "Controdulatior?" Funny.

And this?

HYSTERICAL.

Then there are the times when everything is technically spelled correctly, but...

(I don't know what's happening here, but I "like" it.)

I guess we can't judge this next wreckerator too harshly, since "Bon Voyage" isn't actually English; it's French. And we can't expect bakers to know French, now, can we? OF COURSE NOT. So don't even THINK about laughing. Seriously. It's a simple, honest-to-goodness mistake that ANYONE could easily ma...uh.

Oh, dear.

Never mind. 

("Have a nice trip! See you next fail!")

Thanks to Deb, Deborah A., & Terye B. for the stop, drop, and ROTFL.

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P.S. When you don't have a cake to express yourself, there's always this:

"Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Be Here" T-shirt

That can't be a coincidence that it's in Thanksgiving colors, right? ::evil grin::

Comes in lots more shirt colors and also men's cuts at the link.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Howdy, Pilgrim?

Thanksgiving is coming, my friends, so here's a handy guide for identifying the goods in your local bakery:

1) Anything in a black hat is a pilgrim.

"Top o' the morning to ye!"

 * snore *

"Buh-KAWK!"

2) Anything in a blue headband is a Native American.

"Could I...BE any creepier?"

"Yep, I guess I could."

"Now let's get sweatin' to those oldies, ladies!"

3) Everything else is a turkey.

Probably.

Thanks to Brittany W., Louise C., Angela B., Angelica W., Jenn, Dave B., & Samantha E., who figure that last wreck is worth at least two bucks.

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I need y'all to see these ADORABLE pumpkin pie earrings:

Handmade Polymer Clay Pie Earrings

And no, I didn't make them; that's a different Jen. A Jen who is comfortable sharing her phone number on the internet, while I'm the Jen who hasn't opened her e-mail inbox in 6 months.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: