Reprehensible, Immoral, Also Hilarious

Warning: "Seriously, John? You want me to put a warning on this?! This is the internet, man!"
"Fine."
You have been warned.

 

Minions, I don't want you going off half-cocked today.

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You should always be FULLY cocked, when possible.
Especially if your last name is Cox.

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Or if you don't understand why people are sniggering in the spice aisle:

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"I hear it's good in tacos and... WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING?!"

 

Look, my point is, I don't think this fig leaf is working:

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So the next time you want to make a doggy cookie, bakers, maybe, you know, watch your positioning:

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0.O

 

Thanks to Susan N., Samantha, Kay M., Sarah D., & Kathy W. for all the dirty, dirty jokes. Aww YEEEEAH.

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And if you’re looking for inspiration, check out the craft page on Epbot:

Sunday Sweets Celebrates Pop Culture Dads

We've all seen enough necktie cakes to last us a lifetime, right? So instead, I thought we'd celebrate Father's day with some famous dads in Pop Culture.

After all, the dads on TV and in movies run the whole gamut of fatherhood.

 There are the dads who make us laugh:

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 (The Cake Topper, Australia)

Dads who give great advice:

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(La Torta Perfetta, Italy)

Dads who like to cook:

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(Dream Cakes, Dublin)

And dads who are REALLY old-fashioned:

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(By Confeitaria La Dinda [no longer in business], featured here)

There are the single dads:

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(CCC by Ashlee Garcia, Australia)

 (I couldn't find a cake of him with his son, Max, but go watch A Goofy Movie!)

  

And the dads who left us too soon.

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(Ana Brum Biscuit Designer)

But we remember.

 

There are dads who make the most groan-worthy "Dad Jokes," like Bob Belcher with his daily menus:

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(Baker unlisted, posted here

 This baker also made cookies of all the characters, plus lots more menu boards!

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So good.

 Of course some dads have a dark side:

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(Litvinova Cakes, Russia) 

Oof, I'm getting choked up.

But the good ones will find you when you're lost:

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(Baker Unknown. Help?)

And the good ones also step up when your biological dad turn out to be a homicidal maniac trying to destroy the galaxy:

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(The Little Caker)

"He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your Daddy."

TEARS EVERY TIME.

Happy Father's day, everyone! Now, go celebrate all the good dads in your life, whether you're related or not.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: