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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Sep172018

Sexy Mommy Knows Best

Bakers, you're going to have to trust me on this, but there's a difference - a BIG difference - between "sexy mama,' and "sexy mommy."

Especially on a "Hoppy 21th" birthday cake.

Just... no. Stop it.

 

And speaking of uncomfortable sexy things, you know that feeling when you're staring at a pair of thong underwear for way too long wondering why there's SO MUCH HAIR on the bottom and then suddenly you're like, "Oh, it's a hat." ?

That was me today before lunch.

 

And finally, there are lots of Marks and Marcs out there, but today we're wishing a "Happy Brithday" to Marc-with-the-C:

That's right, live it up, all you Marcs! We could use more C-men in our lives.

 

Thanks to Kelly M., Lori H., & Shelia W. for C-ing what I did there.

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Sunday
Sep162018

Sunday Sweets Spotlight: Elena Gnut Cakes

I'm doing something a little different this week, Sweets fans:
All of today's cakes are by the same baker.

Why?

Because after ten years of searching out the best cakes the web has to offer, it takes a lot to impress me. And Elena Gnut, a culinary artist from Kaliningrad, Russia, knocks my sugar-loving socks off. Her cakes are pure art, incredibly unique, and I think you're going to love them.

 

Here, just look at her hot air balloon cake topped with floating butterflies:

That's all hand-painted! And her soft watercolors on the butterflies make them feel like something out of a dream.

 

More surreal sweetness: this leaping goldfish:

Everything here seems to defy gravity - and you KNOW those chocolate orbs are filled with something delicious.

 

I love the 3D sculpted wings on this fairy/angel:

 

And speaking of sculpting... this is cake:

WOW.

 

This one should be on a marble plinth in an art museum:

In fact, Elena could sell photos of this, right? I think I could stare at those textures all day.

 

Have you picked up on the subtle Gothic vibe to Elena's work? If so, then it probably won't surprise you that she's a big Tim Burton fan:

And can we talk about the genius of a Tim Burton-inspired Snow White and Little Mermaid?!

 

Most of Elena's cakes are pure whimsy, though, light and sweet:

D'awwwww. I may have squeed rather loudly over this one.

 

Another gravity-defyer:

Look at those feathery clouds! They must be cotton candy, but they look so much like real down feathers its messing with my brain.

 

This one has a kind of rose petal wind chime on top:

Again, dreamy and beautiful.

 

This one caught my eye since my parents are currently touring the midwest on their Harley:

I adore that soft color palette - so rustic and peaceful.

 

And finally, one last show-stopper (can you tell I'm binging Great British Bake-Off?) that literally made me gasp:

 

Absolutely stunning.

Elena is the only baker I follow on Instagram, and that's some of the highest praise I can give. Go give her follow for more eye candy like this in your feed, and be sure to browse the rest of her account, too, because dang, you guys. DANG.

Just to be clear, this post is not sponsored in any way, and Elena has no idea who I am. I just wanted to share something Sweet. :)

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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