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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Jan152019

Yup... Still Screaming

[singing] Double your pleasure, double your...

Never mind.

 

When Jeff's co-worker retired, they decided to go with a golfing sentiment on the cake. Appropriate, because look how well the baker teed them off!

Ahh, if only ALL the gruss was grenner, am I right?

 

Here's another stencil malfunction, but one only you Australian readers will appreciate:

To be fair, I hear it's easy to get turned around Down Under.

(Via this article, which gets major props for calling it the "cake that flipped a nation." Hee!)

 

Anyone else get the feeling bakers are sick of drawing footballs?

No? Just me?

 

And finally,

I think this giraffe is trying to wink at us:

So why can't I stop screaming?

 

Thanks to Kara P., Jeff R., everyone in Australia who reads this blog, Melissa U., & Anony M. for proving that winking at strangers is always creepy, so stop it, winkers. JUST STOP.

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Monday
Jan142019

What John Does When I Tell Him To Write A Post

I told John it was his turn to take the wrecky wheel, and in response he sent me these pictures.

::deep sigh::

So here we go.

 

And now...

John Photoshops Bad Star Wars Cakes Into The Wrong Scenes Just To Mess With Jen

Grrrr.

 

STOP IT.

 

Honestly an improvement to this scene. Ha! JOKE'S ON YOU, JOHN.

 

Thanks to Amanda, Jessica D., & Anony M. for giving us all a baaaad feeling about this. And also making me crave a flaming BB-8 smore cupcake for some reason.

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