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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Nov182014

Obama's New Groove

One of Mike B.'s friends ordered an Obama cake for another, more politically-inclined friend. You know, something like this:

But apparently the baker didn't hear him right over the phone, because instead...

they got this:

Yes, a llama. I swear I'm not making this up.

According to Mike, once she discovered the mistake the baker offered to replace the cake for free, but the guys wouldn't let her. Because, c'mon, that is one awesome llama.

 

Hey Mike B, squeakity squeakers squeak squeak 'um.

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Monday
Nov172014

The Funniest Way To Unfriend People On Facebook

It's National Unfriend Day, a day for all you Facebookers to get out there and purge those friend lists!

Of course, sometimes unfriending people CAN cause bruised feelings, but not to worry; I am here to help.

See, the trick is to make your soon-to-be-dumped friends GLAD you unfriended them. How? EASY!

STEP 1) Post your choice of the following carefully selected photos & captions to your Facebook wall today:

Caption: "I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!"

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"I know I missed a bunch of birthdays the past few months, so this one goes out to all of you:"

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"Actually it's just a picture of a cookie cake - and wait'll you see the 350 photos of the lake I'm about to upload!!"

 

STEP 2) Next, for more targeted effectiveness, post at least one of the following directly to the soon-to-be-unfriended's Facebook wall. Trust me, after this, they'll never even miss you.

"Have I mentioned I don't have insurance? But don't worry; I'm sure that'll buff out."

 

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"Your secret is safe with me! Good luck making up with [significant other's name]!"

 

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"I TOLD you it wasn't herpes!"

 

STEP 3) Congratulations! You may now "unfriend" at will - assuming, of course, everyone hasn't already saved you the trouble.

 

Thanks to Rita C., Nancy L., Anony M., Nicole T., Samantha B., Jacob H., & Katie D. for helping put the "social" in "antisocial."

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