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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Aug162016

The Giving Spree 

It's been six months since Valentines day, minions, so CLEARLY you need a refresher in romance.
And CLEARLY I am the one to give it. Because CLEARLY I am a giver. (Shush, John.)

So.

Maybe try one of these?

 

- Play some sexy music

When in doubt, go with the classics.

 

- Recite a romantic poem

Why are there only 2 ducks? I'm so glad you asked.
Because you put the 3rd somewhere... wet.
Like the bath tub.
Sicko.

 

- Wear something daring to bed

Like clown pants.

 

- Play Doctor

AW YEAH PASS THE BLEACH BAY-BAY.

 

And finally, if you're feeling really adventurous....

- Try picking up hot chicks together

Mmm. Melty.
Now, let's go spark some romance, peeps!

 

Thanks to Jan B., Katie C., Jillian I., Jude M., & Liberty for discovering true poultry in motion.

Note from john- Jen assures me that the kitty simply had a booboo and the nice vet was making it all better so it could frolic with its friends.

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Monday
Aug152016

I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half

Today is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob.

Womp Womp.

 

I think they were on to something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my personal favorite:

 

I have a sudden, irrational desire to make this my new profile pic on everything.

Just me?

 

Thanks to Kit F., Darcy G., Heidi S., Lizzy, Susan, & Joseph N. for the absorbing finds (HEYOOO SPONGE JOKE) and for the excuse to make an obscure Ghostbusters reference in the title. (If you got it, let's be friends.)

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