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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jun242015

Get Used to Disappointment

It's time once again to take all your lofty dreams of realized cake-ordering expectations... and douse them with the bitter dregs of cold, hard reality.

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be THAT good.

 

What they ordered:

 

What they got:

And here I thought all carrots grew under the ground.

 

Ordered:

 

Got:

A tip of the hat for an exceptionally crumby job.

 

Ordered:

 

Got:

Finally. A baby cake I wouldn't mind cutting.

 

Happy day at the pool:

 

Nightmare at La Brea Tar Pits:

Anyone else having flashbacks of Tasha Yar's death scene?

 

Thanks to Megan G., Candace R., Alisha T., Catie S., & Suzanne S., who all "exceed expectations." Mostly because my expectations are really, really low.

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Tuesday
Jun232015

Ready, Aim...

Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun?

Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?!

 

He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it.

See?

FUN.

Er...

Sorry, Mike.

 

From another Mike, who's obviously better off:

Let's just assume this Mike was their copy editor.

It's funnier that way.

 

Of course, no matter how you end up leaving a job, it's never easy to say goodbye:

...or to spell "good riddance."

 

At least you know your co-workers will miss you!

Or... not.

 

And for those of you thinking of quitting via cake...

[Have fun censoring this one, John!]
[Challenge accepted. -john]

 

Don't be surprised if your boss decides to respond in kind:

OH SNAP.

 

Thanks to Cynthia C., Anony M., Mike B., Eileea P., Stephanie F., Beth H., Anony M., & Thomas B. for the first correct use of quotation marks in CW history. IT'S A "MIRACLE!"

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