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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Nov132014

Label Makers

I think these decorators may have watched one episode too many of Clean House. Look, I'm all for having things clearly marked, but this is getting a little ridiculous:

Ah, there's nothing like that personal touch.

 

Don't you agree, Groom?

(I like to think this was ordered by Keith's bride in revenge. [snicker])

 

Oh, but it gets better:

In case you don't recognize it, this is a "foalball shape cake."

 

And this is a "Wedding Cookie," only misspelled. Maybe to go along with Groom's cake?

 

You know what's better than a misspelled label cake, though?

One with the wrong label, of course:

Dude, the Irish are gonna be piiiissed.

 

Come to think of it, Jonathan H., Booklet, Suzanne M., Megan T., & Anony M., the French probably won't be too pleased, either. ;)

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Wednesday
Nov122014

Hey, Mickey, You're So UGLY

Happy Fancy Rat and Mouse Day from the fanciest rat mouse of them all, Mickey Mouse!

Um...

Let's try that again.

 

Mickey Mouse, everybody!!

o.0

 

Mickey Mouse!

[furious muffled whispering]
[loud clatter]
[cat yowl]

Ahem.

 

Mickey... Mouse?

Oh, boy.

 

[head in hands]

Mickey.
[whimper]
Mouse.

Close enough.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Tiffany, Jerremy C., Ayla P., & Christine T. for the M-I-C-K-E-WHY?! (And I just realized that infinity loop is a bow tie. WOW.)

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