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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Jan102019

Baker Of Wrecks, Destroyer Of Childhoods

Hang on to your inner child, kids; things are about to get ugly.

 

How...?

 

 

WHO...?

 

 

What the...?

 

 

[wince] OUCH.

 

 

Huh, I've never heard of Iron Man's "exploding crotch" feature before. Must be an upgrade.

 

Thanks to Sandy E., Me O., Clau, Alyssa C., & Missy S. for keeping it Stark raving nuts around here.

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Wednesday
Jan092019

Brain Freeze

They tell me it's actually cold in places that aren't Florida right now, which I guess explains this?

It's like giant fingers sprinkling dandruff. Ahhh, the magic of winter. (Underlined.)

 

Now, that design would be strange enough as a one time deal, but guess what.

There's more. And they're hungry.

 

The best part of this head-scratcher, though - besides the tentacles - is that even the bakers don't know what they're making.

"And if you turn it THIS way, it will show you your dreams."

 

"... assuming your dreams include a steaming log."

 

::jazz hands:: WINTER!!

 

Thanks to Christina, S.K., & BJ for letting me sneak in a Jareth quote there. 10 sock-stuffed geek points if you caught it. ::WINKITY WINK::

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