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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Apr112014

Like Looking In A Mirror

IN A WORLD...

WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEGASUS UNICORN CAKES...

(By Heather Sherman of Art2Eat Cakes)

RULE THE WORLD...

OF PINTEREST.

 

ONE BAKER...

WILL DEFY THEM ALL.

Customer: "Please tell me you're joking."

 

THIS SUMMER...

GET READY...

FOR...

CURLY RIBBON FEATHER SHARD HORROR HOOVES...

 

 

OF DOOOOOM.

 

Rated W for WTF, coming to bakeries near you.

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Thursday
Apr102014

I Mustache You A Question

It's the follicle sensation that's sweeping the nation: MUSTACHES!

That's right, bakers: Mustaches make everything friendlier and more approachable and not at all creepy!

"Psst. Hey. You.
"You wanna candy cane?"

 

Not to mention more appetizing!

(Yes, those are supposed to be 'staches. And the bow is plastic. Because of course it is.)

 

Mustaches are instantly recognizable:

 

And always make sense!

 

And sometimes travel in large packs for protection:

We call this "a flock of Sellecks."

 

So be proud of your mustaches, my friends - even if your baker's "drawing" is a little more literal than you'd like:

Trust me, Nichole M., you're better off this way.

 

Thanks to Anita H., Kristien B., Rebecca S., Joy W., & Nichole M. for the flavor saver favors.

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