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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Apr202016

9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold:

 

 

 With Christmas stuff around you


 And UGLY bows:

 

Barbie, EVEN though

You're so creepy

 

 So dang creeeeee-pay!!

 

 

 BAAAAY-BAY!

 

Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!"

 

Dead bugs and dirt around you:

This is a WHOLE new low

 It's ironic, though;

 You need cleaning...

 

 So much CLEEEANING!


Thanks to Leah B., Carrie S., Diana K., Juliana B., Ann P., Ken D., Anony M., Jessica, & Melissa P. for the window pain. [shudder]

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Tuesday
Apr192016

That's My Wreck, NACHOS

If you frequent Pinterest you've probably seen these Sweet campfire cakes going around:

 

These are relatively simple, fun designs made with chocolate icing, Pirouette cookies, and hard sugar "flames." Some folks also add toasted marshmallows:

(By Shower of Roses)

So pretty!

 

Now, you're supposed to melt down butterscotch and cinnamon candies to make those flames, but one bakery decided ain't nobody got time for that, and swapped them out for the PERFECT SUBSTITUTE:

Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Doritos?

Yes, DORITOS.

"Aw, but Jem," you're thinking, because you've once again confused me for an outrageous cartoon rock star - and I'll be honest, I ain't mad - "But Jem, look how cheap it is! A little stale cheese dust in our chocolate icing isn't so bad for less than 13 smackeroos, right?"

OH CON-TRARE, my hopefully French-illiterate friend.*

[*By which I mean illiterate in French, not from France and illiterate. Though if you are illiterate and from France you can't read this anyway, so just BE COOL, friends-of-illiterate-French-people, and don't go telling them Jem's talking smack, 'cuz JEM DON'T PLAY THAT.]

Look a little closer at that label:

"Plus cost of candy & chips."

PLUS!?

Yeeeeah, Jem don't play that either, bakers.

 

Thanks to Mackensie C. for the sick burn.

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