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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Jun222015

A Day Late And A Daddy Short

IN A WORLD

Where NO ONE

can spell "Father's day."

 

1 DAD

 

Will get HAMMERED.

 

To become

the ULTIMATE...

...HEAD CASE.

 

There WILL be puns.

 

There WILL be... wait, what?

 

But mostly...

There WILL be really...

 

REALLY

 

Really bad ties.

Hope your Father's Day was awesome, everybody - or at least wrecky enough to laugh about in the future.

 

Thanks to Melissa D., Amanda H., Michelle K., Lori C., Elizabeth H., Leah Q., Warren F., Daisy K., Maura B., & Tori Ann for not pointing out that this post is a day late. You might say we were grandfathered in. Eh? EH?

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Sunday
Jun212015

Sunday Sweets: A Dad's Day Ditty

Let's
get down
to business!
To defeat... er, celebrate

THE DADS.

(Posted here, but the baker isn't listed. Anyone know?)

 

All together now!

Be a man!

(By Callicious Cakes)

 

We must be swift as
the coursing river!

(By Jacques Fine European Pastries)

 

Be a man!

(By Cutsie Cupcakes)

 

With all the Force

(By Cakes.com)

 

Of a great typhoon!

(By Glenn Rinsky)

 

Be a man!

(By The Cake Whisperer)

 

With all the strength
Of a raging fire!

(By Cake Central member Anastasien)

 

Mysterious as the
Dark side of the mooooon!

(By Martha Makes Cakes)

 

Happy Father's Day, dads. Thanks for being you.

(By Cake Central member Lueet)

 

And since you're going to have the song stuck in your head all day anyway:

YOU'RE WELCOME. :D

 

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