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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Friday Favs 10/10/14

If you think I'm touching this one with a ten-foot-pole...

Not. Saying. a WORD.


Let's try something a little less potentially controversial, k? Like some nice, pastel yellow, powdered holes.



Marketing Guy #1: "I dunno, is there some way we can make donut holes sound both unappetizing and vaguely pornographic?"

Marketing Guy #2: Oh! And oddly specific!


I don't want to spoil any plot points on a thirty year old movie or anything, guys, but that's a father and daughter on this misspelled divorce cake:



And finally, she asked for a princess carriage.

What she got was a whole lotta 'splainin' to do:

Awk. Waaaard.


Thanks to Crystal R., Jennifer B., Elizabeth A., Anony M., & Casey D. for giving new meaning to the phrase, "My baby's getting married!"


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Wreckin' On The Dock of the Bay

Sittin' in the morning sun


I like wreckin' 'til the evening comes!


Stuffin' some flotsam in.

Grab another cake and do it again.



I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

I thought that's what they wanted to say!

Oooo -oo -oo -ooo

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay...

Meh, looks fine. (Hiiii-iiine.)


The cake you want'll bore ya.

Thought I'd go a disco way.


I got nothin' against George.

It's just I'm tired of frosting him all day.


I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

No one could read the French, anyway!


Maybe they'll be dockin' my pay...

Nah, it's fine.


Thankfully, our faithful Wreckporters -- Laurel G., Anna C., Kate P., Stacey W., Sammi K., Kathryn R., Bath C., Sylvie C., and Teresa P. -- weren't wasting time. Now, I think I'm supposed to end this with harmonic whistling, so here goes...


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