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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Nov082017

Expect Less. Laugh More.

Have a heart, bakers.


Don't do this:


 

And never promise the bride this:

 

When you're going to deliver this:

 

Hey, while I've got you here, let's talk about zebra stripes:

THESE ARE ZEBRA STRIPES.

 

These, on the other hand ...

Well, I'm pretty sure those are zebra sperm.

But then again, I tend to see things in black and white.

 

And finally, bakers, just because you might question a couple's choice for their wedding cake order:

... that's no reason to punish them further!

 

("Hey, you with the shotgun. Put this cake out of its misery.")

 

 

Thanks to Anony M., Courtney T., Michelle T., & RT for the bang-up job hunting these down. 

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Tuesday
Nov072017

Say My Name, Say My Name

At some point during a bakery phone order, you really have to ask yourself:

"Why's it taking this guy so long to write my name down, anyway?"

And for future reference, I actually prefer it "with just won 'N' in Orange."

 

Still, the important thing is that I know I'm your one and only.

Or...that.

 

Also, you should know that of all the variations my name is subjected to, the worst of them all, without a doubt, is "Iffer."

I said, "one F!!"

 

Jenn M., Lisa W., & Krista K.? You have been warned.

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