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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen


How To Celebrate National Hermit Week
(by a prefessional hermit)


Step 1) Cancel all your plans


I'm sure you can think of a good excuse.


Step 2) Stock up on essential food items




Step 3) Jazzercise

Just kidding.


Step 4) Raid the toy box and assemble a make-shift homage to your favorite blog:

(What, Hannah, no mohawk?)


Step 5) Stand at the window and wait for the mail to arrive:

Then hide when the postman rings the bell.


Step 6) Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to re-create that thing you saw on Pinterest:

(By Angelica Made Me)


...then give up and go watch Netflix.


Step 7) Realize you should have just started with Netflix to begin with:

Then Netflix for the rest of the week.




Thanks to Stephanie, Netflix, Bryan J., Maddison C., Netflix, Jill, Carly P., Anony M., Netflix, Hannah H., Carissa I., Netflix, Alleissedai, & Kim P. And also Netflix.


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Sorry, Betsy

You're a grand old flag,


You're a high flying flag,


And forever in peace pieces may you waaaave.


You're the emblem of
The land I love!


The home of the free and the braaaave!



Happy Flag Week, y'all.

Remember to save room for impaled doggy!


Thanks to Michael H., Emily G., Dawn D., Denise, Alice D., & Chelsea W. for the plethora of patriotic plastic... and the butterfly.


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