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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Jun162015

HERMIT FLAIL!

How To Celebrate National Hermit Week
(by a prefessional hermit)

 

Step 1) Cancel all your plans

 

I'm sure you can think of a good excuse.

 

Step 2) Stock up on essential food items

 

 

 

Step 3) Jazzercise

Just kidding.

 

Step 4) Raid the toy box and assemble a make-shift homage to your favorite blog:

(What, Hannah, no mohawk?)

 

Step 5) Stand at the window and wait for the mail to arrive:

Then hide when the postman rings the bell.

 

Step 6) Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to re-create that thing you saw on Pinterest:

(By Angelica Made Me)

 

...then give up and go watch Netflix.

 

Step 7) Realize you should have just started with Netflix to begin with:

Then Netflix for the rest of the week.

BECAUSE NETFLIX.

FOREVERRRR.

 

Thanks to Stephanie, Netflix, Bryan J., Maddison C., Netflix, Jill, Carly P., Anony M., Netflix, Hannah H., Carissa I., Netflix, Alleissedai, & Kim P. And also Netflix.

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Monday
Jun152015

Sorry, Betsy

You're a grand old flag,


 

You're a high flying flag,

 

And forever in peace pieces may you waaaave.

 

You're the emblem of
The land I love!

 

The home of the free and the braaaave!

[crickets]

 

Happy Flag Week, y'all.

Remember to save room for impaled doggy!

 

Thanks to Michael H., Emily G., Dawn D., Denise, Alice D., & Chelsea W. for the plethora of patriotic plastic... and the butterfly.

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