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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Rhymin' Wreckers

What if cakes were the last lines in really bad poems?

Come, my friends. LET US DREAM TOGETHER.


Work anniversary
Head of the class
A lousy coffee cup??


You'll get no bars here
No cells in this park
So let's give a cheer:


Not sure how it works -
The questions are numerous
Still, hooray for you!


Like, this is totes "no"
ROTFL 4ever
ANYway, so,


Beard scruff and muscles
Scratchin' all day
Something that rhymes with muscles


With age comes wisdom
If I may be so bold
To the smartest friend I know:


I'm hip and I'm fly
All the bros know me
Ladies, I go by


Thanks to Anony M., Sarah S., Derek, Anony M., Melissa H., Karen T., & Hannah D. for helping us celebrate Bad Poetry Day without even knowing it.


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Sunday Sweets Goes Back To School

Hey, kids, guess what time it is!

(By Klara's Cakes)

That's right, it's Back-to-School Time!

(Well, except for Mrs. Griffin.)


Time to buy a bunch of those composition books,

(By pure cake)


...and maybe a graphing calculator that costs half as much as the Space Shuttle,

(By Charm City Cakes)


...and stuff them into a spiffy new backpack.

(By Birdie Girl Custom Cakes)


Time to start juggling school and extracurricular activities again, from sports...

(By Pink Cake Box) Marching Band

(By Aunt Jaime's Cakes) maybe Robotics Club?

(By Yuma Couture Cakes)

(Remember, kids: if it becomes self-aware and destroys the school, you don't get credit!)


Time to catch the bus,


or carpool, or scooter, or bike, or start walking.


Don't forget your lunch on the way out!

(By Studio Cake)


We're gonna need a bigger lunch box.


Oh, hey, maybe grab one of these, too:

(By Ciccio Cakes)

Because you're going to spend a lot of time with your teachers.


Although, from what I hear...

(By Sweet Art Sweets)

...sometimes teachers wouldn't mind a few Sweets along with all those apples. :)


Hope today's post made your Sunday a little sweeter, everyone! Happy weekend!

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