Out of office reply

Hello and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all of your hopes for humanity are dashed on a daily basis. Sadly, we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:

__ Travel
__ Zombie Apocalypse
__ A pack of wild rodents gnawing off our extremities
__ All of the above
 X  Nap time

Instead, please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:

- Correcting this cake:

- Guessing what this is supposed to be:

- Brainstorming at least three (3) suitable puns for this:

Always Butterflies: Now with wings!

- Writing a short story to explain this scene:

Suggested title: Revenge of the lobsters

- Leaving a colorful message after the beep.

*beep*

Thanks to Gin M., Lori R., Elaine K., and Anne M. for continuing to hold.

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P.S. Hey fellow book lovers, I just found what may be the prettiest bookmark EVER, check this out:

Metal Feather Charm Bookmark

It's like jewelry for your book! You can choose from gold or silver - or get both, because they're on sale this week for less than $10 each! I won't judge.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Oh My, Fair Lady

OK, everyone! It's time to channel your best Eliza Doolittle!

All I want is a womb somewhere

(STAT!)

I wish you people wouldn't stare

(Excuse me! I'm gestating here!)

Maybe a slit right there?

Now, woooouldn't that be loverly?

There'll be leftovers you won't eat

(Hey! This cake was half off!)

Might I suggest a piece wif feet?

(Cannibalism goes down so much better when it's camouflaged.)

Moms are a tasty treat

("Mom-to-be gets the first slice!")

Aren't beeeeelly cakes just...

(hurk)

...loverly?

Wombfelt thanks to Chris W., Angela P., Dotty McK., Nurse Katie, Tia B., Jes R., and Sasha H., who really know how to deliver a great picture.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: