Sunday Sweets: I'm Your Maître D'

(Extra points if you "hear" this in the Genie's voice!)

Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But, reader, you're in luck 'cuz Sunday Sweets
Has gorgeous cakes that make all others pale

By House of the Rising Cake

You've got some flowers in your corner now

By Wild Orchid Baking Company

Every single cake here is a champ

By The Fondant Flinger

They've got punch, pizazz! Yahoo and wow

By Take the Cake in Chicago

Hey, this cake looks like a Tiffany lamp!

By Maggie Austin Cake

Now I say...

Sunday Sweets reader, please
What will your pleasure be?

By Jacques Fine European Pastries

Let me take your order
Something brown?

By Cakework

You ain't never seen cakes like these

By Cotton and Crumbs

These aren't in restaurants
They're here on Sunday Sweets!

By Mike's Amazing Cakes

C'mon, whisper what it is you want
You ain't never seen cakes like these!

By Sweet Thing Black Orchid

[blinking 'Applause' sign] 

Happy Sunday!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Christmas Blues

I have a problem around this time of year. It's kind of embarrassing, but I'm hoping I'm not the only one. 

It goes like this:

I'll be out shopping somewhere with John, when suddenly:

I'll hear it.

And I'll think, "No, it can't be. They wouldn't play THAT song. Not here! It must be some other song."

Then a few more seconds will go by, and I'll realize:

It IS that song.

They're playing Christmas Shoes.

So I tell myself I'll just ignore it. I talk to John a little louder. I try humming It's A Small World. But it's no use:

I start listening, in spite of myself.

And ninety seconds later:

[sobbing] "Buy him the shoes! BUY THE LITTLE BOY THE SHOES FOR HIS DYING MOTHER! AaahhhaaaaHAAA!!"

 And my mascara's running everywhere...

And the cashier is like:

And all the other customers are like:

And I turn to John for support, but he's crying, too, so we're BOTH like:

And THAT is why I'm never going back to that Honey Baked Ham outlet.

Thanks to Hannah F., Kimberly S., Linda M., Anony M., Rachel S.,  Marissa C.,  Jodee R., Kizzie F., & David G. who might claim they don't cry at Christmas Shoes, but if so they're filthy, filthy liars.

And just in case you haven’t heard it yet this year, here it is. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

Here's a fun, trauma-free Christmas story you can read with your kids:

Jolly Jingle Christmas Book With Push-Button Sounds

You play the sound effects on the side as you read through the story together. Awww.

I also found a cute finger puppet book for Hanukkah:

Happy Hanukkah, Little Dreidel! Finger Puppet Board Book

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And because Christmas is the perfect time for DIY gnomes: