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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Jul192012

Wait. What?

This is what Dorothy W. ordered for her son's first birthday:

 

Which has to be the easiest kit cake in the history of kit cakes. You literally just pipe a border & plop down a piece of paper. I mean, literally.

 

Instead, Dorothy got....this:

And I am so confused right now.

 

Mr. Howard? Your thoughts?

Exxxxxactly.

 

Wednesday
Jul182012

Summer Lovin'

So tell me, Wreckies, how are you enjoying your summer?

Sorry, I mean, "Sumer?"

Or is it "Sumeer?"

You know what, just to be safe, let's sell both versions.

And then make this one the store display, so everyone can see it:

I like to be happy, summetime.

 

Well, however you spell it, I hope you're taking this time to enjoy a little sun.

Or a large, red-eyed spider crawling out of your cake.

 

And that you're working on your tan:

Or dismembering Edward Cullen. (Hey bakers, where's the glitter?)

 

Of course, the only acceptable foot wear right now are flip-flops:

Emphasis on the "flops."

 

And every meal should end with a hefty slice of watermelon:

Preferably the seedless kind. Unless you're expecting...to be expecting.

(See what I did there?)

 

And since these are the lazy days of summer we're talking about, you should be taking lots of breaks:

Stickin' it to the man. Or in this case, the customer.

 

Maybe visit the pit of despair community swimming pool?

"Watch out, kids, I'm about to throw another one down."

 

Or just spend a few quiet evenings walking the beach, looking for seashells and/or body parts:

Who wants ribs?

 

Thanks to Cassie, Brian B., Molly S., Jill V., Tina, Jaemie G., Lindsay W., Elizabeth & AnneMarie, & Anony M. for the disarming finds.