A 30-Year-Old Spoiler & Powdered Holes

If you think I'm touching this one with a ten-foot-pole...

Not. Saying. a WORD.

 

Let's try something a little less potentially controversial, k? Like some nice, pastel yellow, powdered holes.

Wait.

What?

Marketing Guy #1: "I dunno, is there some way we can make donut holes sound both unappetizing and vaguely pornographic?"

Marketing Guy #2: Oh! And oddly specific!

 

I don't want to spoil any plot points on a thirty year old movie or anything, guys, but that's a father and daughter on this misspelled divorce cake:

"NOOOooOOOOOooOOO!"

 

And finally, she asked for a princess carriage.

What she got was a whole lotta 'splainin' to do:

Awk. Waaaard.

 

Thanks to Crystal R., Jennifer B., Elizabeth A., Anony M., & Casey D. for giving new meaning to the phrase, "My baby's getting married!"

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P.S. Speaking of things that are vaguely pornographic... is your life boring? Does your soul yearn for adventure? Are you waiting for the universe to send you a sign?

Then here:

The Yodeling Pickle
Also the universe says "hi."

(Listen, if you can't think of anything family friendly to do with an 8-inch plastic yodeling pickle, then I can't help you.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Against The Grain

Y'know...

...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.

 

Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.

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Update From Jen: 

I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...

THIS.

 

Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.

(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)

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Update from john (the hubby of Jen) 

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!

 

Thanks to Adrienne H.  for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!

Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!

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P.S. Need to hide your eyes *and* listen to music or a good podcast? Then check THESE babies out:

Bluetooth Sleep Headphones

I listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my brain from spinning out of control, which works wonders for my insomnia. I wear them like a sleep mask - like the model here - to block the light, too. These things have been a life saver: comfy enough for side sleeping, not too loud like some of my old speakers, and they only cost $20 Prime. Highly recommend!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: