Catch 22

Sometimes what starts out as a cute idea for a cake can go very, VERY wrong.

That's where I come in.

Ready?

I *think* this is a groom's cake.

Let that visual sink in for a moment.

(Get it? "Sink in?")

Because it only gets worse from THIS angle:

0.O

Oh.

My.

Freudian Field Day.

(Is it fair to say this wreckerator really blew it?)

But on the plus side, at least there's no hook through the bride-to-be's cheek! Haha, am I right? I mean, THAT might have been a little weird.

Thanks to an anonymous minion for the bait & switch.

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P.S. Speaking of potentially dirty things (heh), let me introduce you to the handiest little kitchen gadget for under $8:

Dishwasher "Dirty/Clean" Slider Bar

The whole thing is magnetic, and comes with double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Also comes in black or this prettier cursive option, if you don't like the bright red/green:

Super helpful if you have kids or bigger households!

Guest Post For You!

[fade to dream sequence]

"We all know the importance of a water filter. It is an important part of every household."

This cake is very ugly!

Water Filters For Less

"There are many brands of water filters. Many are good brands."

This cake is not spelled right!

Buy Cheap Water Filters

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat."

This cake is showing a dead clown!

Glorious Water Filters Of Joy Helped Me Lost Ten Pounds

"In conclusion, not all water filters are the same. Many water filters are different."

The guitar looks very much like a penis!

Your Penis Will Need Wheelbarrow: Discount Water Filters

Thanks to Amy B., Jennifer C., Viole, & Valerie F. for reminding me of all the times a news outlet asks to feature a CW slideshow - and then writes their own captions.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: