No Bologna

My cupcakes have a sperm theme

Just look, see, there they are!

My sheet cake teems with swimmers

They're leaving mental scars.

Oh we see these wrecks here every day

And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...

'Cause Wreckerators have a way

with piping human DNA.

Thanks to Valerie A., Angel K., Stacey, Suzy W., and Caitlin W. for sowing the seeds of this post.

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P.S. I don't know who needs to know that this exists, but...

Oscar Meyers Monster Truck Hot Wheels

... you're welcome.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Halloween Boo Boos

Some questions are easy to answer.

"Cake, or DEATH?"

"Uh...cake, please."

Others can be a little more tricky:

"Trick, or TROAT?"

"And this is for 'Hallowen,' so, be honest."

Here's a moving Halloween vignette:

Judging by the pile behind it, I guess we have to assume that's "Poop in Peace."

(Which, come to think of it, is probably what every parent of a two to six-year-old dreams of doing.)

Jack O' Lanterns:

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Sperm Bullies:

YOU PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.

I can't decide if these two are hanging garland or just have massive orthodontist bills:

Boo? Boo?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Thank you.

Thanks to Porter N., Rane L., Katya H., Lisa S., Laura W., & Destiny G., who think that last one is pretty yracs.

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P.S. You know how everyone is decorating with these cute wall bats for spooky season?

Well I found them on Amazon! They're re-usable PVC - so weatherproof - and cost less than $10 for a pack of 56. While you're there I highly recommend scrolling the customer image gallery, too, for cute decorating ideas like this.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: