"Dashing and daring, courageous and caring,
faithful and friendly with stories to share!
"All through the forest they sing out in chorus,
marching along as their song fills the air!
"Guuummy Beeeears!"
[record screeching to a halt]
*chirp*
*chirp*
Um, thanks, Jordan B.
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It's National Eye Exam Month, guys! So how 'bout we give the old peepers a check up?
First, read the following aloud:
[scribbling on clipboard] Good, good....
Now these:
Hmm, not so good.
Let's try something else: read these numbers from right to left:
Excellent.
Now, find the fly.
Very good! Hard to believe the baker missed that.
Next let's test your visual pain tolerance. Tell me, which of these hurts more to look at?
A.
Or B.
Innnnteresting.
And finally, how many fingers am I holding up?
Good news, your eyes are fine!
But these bakers may want to get their heads examined.
Thanks to Judy M., Miranda N., Amanda L., Ellin P., Wes T., Elissa R., Kimberly L., Spring P., & Claudia P. for seeing what we did there.
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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
