Soft evening breezes
Radioactive tampons
Lighting my undies
Just clowning around
What a way to be headed
Coulrophobia
She drives me crazy
Like no one else (ooh. ooh.)
Someone check the oil.
Waves of well wishes
A sea of celebration
Happy...Stan? You ok?
Thanks to Maria A., Kristina K., Samantha T., & Fay K., who know that haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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This week Mackensie's aunt received a birthday cake for the ages.
Her kids asked the baker to write her age in Roman numerals, since we all know nobody can read those anyway and - bonus - it also looks classier.
Instead of oh-so-classy and discreet Roman numerals, though, Mackensie's aunt got this on her cake:
RAMEN NOODLES.
You've gotta appreciate the little noodle pile on top, too. That's a baker who fully commits.
Thanks to Mackensie G. for the soup-er submission. May your next cake be XVIICXE times better than this.
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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
