WYSINWYG

What you see...

  ...is NOT what you get.

(Change the "ride" to "wreck," and you've got a deal.)

From wedding tiers of roses...

Ooooooh. Drippy.

To rows of wedding tears:

Hershey's Syrup:
You're doing it wrong.

Here's a little Disney magic for you:

Bippity, Boppity...

BOO!

Ah, but that's nothing. Want to see something REALLY wild?

This is what happens when animal print cakes feel blue:

And also kind of intestine-y.

Thanks to Jessica W., Diana B., Gina L., & Leighanne G. for the excuse to use "intestine-y." I've been holding on to that one for YEARS.

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Royally Wrecked

Remember that cake with a perfectly drawn Gerber Baby on it that was supposed to be a Gerber daisy?

Yeah, I love that one.

So needless to say, my day has just been made by this "Princess Crown":

So. Not. Kidding.

And according to Anthony N., his sister Gia is actually terrified of clowns, so this "did not go over well." Awww. Poor Gia! Doesn't she know that Mr. Demon McFangs there just wants to play?

With her entrails?

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