Against The Grain

Y'know...

...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.

Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.

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Update From Jen: 

I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...

THIS.

Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.

(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)

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Update from john (the hubby of Jen) 

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!

Thanks to Adrienne H.  for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!

Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!

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Happy Halloweenies!

How do I know these cakes want us to have a happy Halloween?

Why, it's as plain as the dongs on their faces.

My personal favorite:

"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT... oh."

And finally, ever wonder when your hubby's about to pick up a new nickname for certain regions of his anatomy?

HERE'S YOUR SIGN:

Thanks to Jill P., Katie G., Alyson B., Patrick M., Stephanie F., & Dion H. for ensuring John never calls me 'pumpkin' again.

And now, your Moment of Jen:

The pumpkin face says it all.

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