Yeah! Go SPORTS!
Of course it's easy to focus on the mistakes, so let's take a second to appreciate that somewhere there's a professional baker who actually did this... on purpose.
("I call it, 'Barbie's Dream Petri Dish.'")
Could be worse, though. This one makes me want to launch a CSI investigation:
("Looks like Merle... [SUNGLASSES].... got smoked.")
And yes, I do realize "CSI investigation" is redundant.
SPEAKING of which...
Ow. My brain.
Because nothing delights a girl on her birthday quite like chopping off the head of a terrified Minnie Mouse:
"Don't worry, Minnie, this'll only hurt for seconds."
Just think: last week two of you loyal wrecky minions spotted this display, took a photo, and sent it in to me:
I love it when that happens! It's like Missed Connections, Cake Wrecks style!
So Sara? Brittany? YOUR DESTINY TOGETHER AWAITS.
(Dibs on the wedding cake photos.)
Oh, and I think that bamboo plant is trying to lick us.
A few weeks ago a couple of readers had a discussion on Twitter about Cake Wrecks, and since they kept tagging me in it, I was privy to their thoughts on how our posting misspelled cakes smacks of "intellectual snobbery," and really isn't that funny anyway.
I didn't reply at the time because the two weren't talking TO me, just ABOUT me. However, now, at long last, I believe I have an appropriate response.
Ahem hem hem.
This was supposed to say "Celebrate."
[drops mic]
[walks off stage]
[trips]
[scrambles up]
[steps on skirt]
[pantses self]
[slinks off, stage left]
YEAH.
Thanks to Mag D., Allison A., Mark F., Laura H., Sara E., Brittany A., & Barb F. for celetraling with us.
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