Does your frog need to jog? Does your newt need some gluts? Is your salamander... getting fat? Then hop them over to the Beefy Toad Gym, and take a leap into fitness!
Your toad will be dizzy with excitement over our top-of-the-line equipment.
The Beefy Toad offers personal trainers, too, so you're sure to get the most groans for your greenbacks!
Plus we serve premium low-calorie insects, worms, and snails at our snack bar!
All in just a few short weeks!
So hop your frog on over to our pad, before he croaks. Better hurry; time flies!
Congrats to our final give-away winners, carandavis, musikartlvr, Canadian Emily and ::miss m::, and also our Facebook winners, Alissa Kuizinas Carscallen & JayJay Stroup! Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for those of you who didn't win, you could always buy one of my two sizes of Cake Wrecks 2011 wall calendars currently in stores and online. [eyebrow waggle] There's a mini and a large, 52-week version that's pretty spiffy looking, if I do say so myself.
Oh, and if you'd like your book personalized, I have bookplates available on our Stuff page.
This concludes my bi-annual bout of shameless self-promotion. My publisher and I thank you for your support. ;)