Each January, millions of people around the world use the dawning of a new year as a reason to stop eating HoHos. And each January, millions of people fail miserably.
[shaking fist] (I wish I knew how to quit you, HoHos!)
But not this year...
This year, I resolve to:
Eat more fruits and vegetables.
This counts, right?
Cut down on my caffeine intake.
...especially while baking. It makes your hands shake and there's nothing worse than dropped Bawls.
Take responsibility for my mistakes - even the itty-bitty ones that no one else would ever really notice.
The frownie face shows I'm sincere.
And finally, stop selling babies on the black market.
...or at least start packaging them better. (Customs can be such a pain in the butt.)
Thanks Rachel T., Lisa, Alicia G., Monique R., Jessica R., Karilee S. Hmm, Captain Kirk, beer and herpes. I think I remember that episode...