Tired of the same ol' "Happy Birthday"s, "Congraderaultions", and "I Want Sprinkles?" Then consider these inspiring sentiments the next time you order a cake.
Thanks to Anony M., Kris K., Lauren M., Dawn M., Gal N., Amy D., & Melissa K., who might go back to cards after this.
Perfect for the neighbor kid's party!
Assuming you're moving soon, of course.
Here's a solid, any-occasion choice:
Although it's especially effective when dropped off anonymously in the office break room.
For when the get-well and sympathy cards just seem too namby-pamby.
I'd tell you what Hipster Cake does, but it's a really obscure activity. You've probably never heard of it.
Because you can never be too specific.
I think I speak for Amy & Claudia when I say: that had better be chocolate.
There's this new "budget-friendly" home insurance plan around: It doesn't actually cover any losses, but you do get this nice cookie cake:
If only all bad news were delivered via cake. Can you imagine?
"He's breaking up with me?? Why that lousy, rotten, om nom nom ooh, hey! Raspberry filling!"