No Bologna

My cupcakes have a sperm theme

Just look, see, there they are!


My sheet cake teems with swimmers

They're leaving mental scars.


Oh we see these wrecks here every day

And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...


'Cause Wreckerators have a way


with piping human DNA.


Thanks to Valerie A., Angel K., Stacey, Suzy W., and Caitlin W. for sowing the seeds of this post.