Joanna H. ordered this cake for her 30th birthday:
The horse shoe is for luck.
BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA NEED IT, AMIRITE?
Here's what Joanna got instead:
Insert "the trots" joke here. BAHAA TOILET HUMOR.
Whitney M. wanted a cake that looked like Neuschwanstein castle for her husband's 30th birthday.
Here's a picture of the castle for reference:
Ha! Come on, now, you'd have to pay someone at least four hundred bucks for a cake like tha...
"I paid $400 for this cake," Whitney writes, "plus $100 for delivery!!!!!!"
Oh. Well, ok, then. Um...
And finally, here's the cake Terrisa K. ordered for her wedding:
So, ya know, that's gonna end well.
She writes: "I didn't see the cake until I was actually walking down the aisle, whispering to my dad, 'is that my f***ing cake?!'"
Yes, Terrisa. Yes, it is.
Thanks to Joanna H., Whitney M., & Terrisa K. for showing us what's black and white and wrecked all over.