Heidi wanted a pizza cake, and so asked her local bakery to make one. The encounter went something like this:
Heidi: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza cake, please."
Baker: "A pizza... cake?"
Heidi: "Yes, you know, a cake that looks like a pizza."
Baker: "I'm not following." Heidi: "It's a round cake, decorated like a pizza... but with icing. Lots of places make them."
Baker: "Still not with you."
Heidi: "No, see, it's really simple: it's just a single layer cake, but with icing toppings and sauce and stuff to make it look like a pizza. A pizza cake."
Baker: "Huh. Well, I guess I can make that. But you better bring in a reference photo."
Heidi: "Of a pizza cake?"
Baker: "No, of just the pizza. So I know what kind you want it to look like."
Heidi: "Oh. Well, it can just be a plain cheese pizza, but... sure?"
THREE DAYS LATER:
And for those of you who like to peer down the road not traveled:
Maybe you dodged a bullet, there, Heidi. Thanks to Heidi L., Greg, Leah R., & Kris D. for proving wrecking baked goods is a pizza cake.