Attention minions raising smaller minions:
Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose?
I only ask because I keep getting Peppa Pig cakes over here, and they're surprisingly, er, adult for a kids' cake, if you know what I mean.
Admit it: if you'd never seen Peppa Pig before this would make you spit out your Diet Coke. I mean, what is that lizard doing?
Granted, if you do know what Peppa looks like, that's not too bad.
[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS!
Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!
My theory is these bakers see exactly what we see - c'mon, let's call a dong a dong here - but they're so determined to NOT see it that their subconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and right because "WE'RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT'S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!"
C'mon, that's basically every 9-year-old boy's dream job.
But still, bakers, at some point you've gone too far.
And that point is riiiiiight around.... here:
Oink oink, motherfluffers.
Thanks to Liz B., J-la, & Nadya S. for the excuse to make a Beyoncé-the-chicken joke. FINALLY.
And from my other blog, Epbot: