Absolutely Hystorical!
Cake Wrecks presents:
Famous Wreckerators of the Past!
Shakespeare:
To b or not to b, that was the question.
Ivan Pavlov:
I don't know the dog's name, but something here is ringing a bell.
Count Dracula:
Yes. Yes you do.
Pandora:
I haven't even opened the box, and I've already lost hope.
Thomas Edison:
It just came to me in a flash.
Schrödinger:
Maybe the cat isn't alive OR dead; it's one of the living dead.
TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.
And finally...
Sigmund Freud:
Because sometimes a cigar is just an amputated finger phallus.
Thanks to Paula D., Carolyn F., Lyzz H., Elaine T., Carrie S., Suzy F., and Angela Z., who have never felt less cigar envy in their lives. (Right there with ya, ladies.)
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