Ewww

They See Me Scrollin'

With graduation season upon us, it's time to once again consider that most impossible of shapes:

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The lumpy burrito.

 

No, sorry, I mean that paper noisemaker thing you blow through:

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Or is it a Corinthian column?

...made into a Chia Pet?

 

I'm being silly, of course. We all know these are really bakers' attempts at... uh...

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compensating for something.

[evil grin]

Maybe if they anthropomorphized it?

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In this case, "anthropomorphize" means "make it look like a poopy lollipop inside a beaker."

So: NAILED IT.

 

Speaking of things that've been nailed:

With a steamroller, by the looks of it.

 

Well, I trust this has convinced you guys to always request a real paper diploma on your cakes. That way, you're guaranteed to NEVER... uh... oh.

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Never mind.

 

Thanks to Carol M., Cathy S., Stephanie C., Sam A., Kelly & Craig, Kat S., & Stephanie F. for proving this time the dog really did eat it.

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Oh Mer Gosh: It's Mer-Mania!

It's Mer-May, minions, so if you're a half-fish lady with donut hair... NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

Livin' life on the edge! Of the cakeboard.

(And judging by that camera angle, also on the ceiling.)

Them: "Wow, that tail!" 
Her: "Thanks, it has pockets."

 

Or perhaps you prefer Sea Men?

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Extra Manly Sea Men. Heyooooooooo

Him: "How do I bring this camo tail and huntin' rifle to the next level? 
Them: "HOLD MY BEER."

 

Which brings us to the most majestic of the mer folk. A creature so magnificent, so regal, so breathtaking, that it defies all description.

So I wrote a haiku instead.

Ahem hem hem.

Never have I seen 
Such dignity in the sea 
Blobfish in a wig

::bows::

 

Thanks to two Anony M.s & April S. for bringing Blobby back.

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