Wedding Wrecks

Oops! They Did It Again

Will you guys ever get tired of seeing wedding missed marks? 'Cuz I'm thinking, "no."

Let's test that theory, shall we?

 

What the bride wanted:

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What the bride got:

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That'll buff out.

 

A lovely leaf motif:

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And a lovely...oh good grief:

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Actually, that leaf design is so popular I have two wedding wrecks based on it:

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Whoah. This baker needs to make like a tree, and get out of tree decorations.

(Hm. I feel like that line didn't go quite right. Maybe I should follow it up with something clever.)

So.

YEAH.

(Theeere we go.)

This next one's in reverse order; here's what Anthony L's bakery replaced another bakery's initial wreck with, and with only an hour and a half to do so before the wedding started:

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Not bad for less than two hours' work, right?

 

Especially when you compare what the original cake (again, from another bakery) looked like:

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Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Play-Doh? I keep expecting it to spring to life, claymation style. And then maybe turn into a giant demon dog and terrorize a nerdy New York accountant.

Just me?

 

Here's a fun, modern pattern:

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Aaaaand the fun stops HERE:

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It's never a good sign when your cake is crying.

 

Goodness gracious, great balls on wires!

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Seriously. They're like shiny little bubbles of joy - totally cute.

 

These, on the other hand, are just...

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...balls.

 

Thanks to Krista V., Emily B., Allison I., Anthony L., Tempest J., & Sarah B. for feeding our horrible wedding wreck obsession.

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P.S. In case your life was missing a set of cat butt magnets, I found you some:

Cat Butt Magnets

There's also a set for dogs.

You're welcome.


:D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

My New Favorite Wedding Cake

Roses are red,

Butterflies are blue,

Um...

Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?

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Poem Option #2:

The cake that keeps giving,
and makes your guests squirm,
'Cause nothing says "marriage,"
like butterflies and sperm!

Poem Option #3:

Roses are red
And cake can be pretty
.
How sad for you,

'Cuz yours looks all...
[eyeing children]
...unpleasant.

Thanks to Kristen G., who wishes more things rhymed with "tadpoles." Or is that just me?