Eat Your Heart Out, Shakespeare
[walking into spotlight]
[striking dramatic pose]
Poo bee...
... or NOT poo bee?
That is the question.
[raising fist to the heavens]
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes,
Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles!
["Meep?"]
and by opposing...
END THEM.
["MEEP!"]
[raising both arms and bellowing]
Tie dye!!
To seep no more!
And by a sheep,
today we end the heartache
and the thousand natural shocks...
... is that a hair?! EW!
[Ahem.]
'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Tie dye, to seep, perchance on buttercream!
Aye,
There's the flub.
Blow, winds, and crack your heartfelt thanks to Jennifer T., Janet, Carol F., Lilly P., Amanda M., Alli S., Christy L., Sarah F., Sarah Jane, Brittany B., Paige H., and Karyn T, our Shakespearean pros.
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PS: Been a while since English Lit 101? Then here, let me google that for you:
"To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the rub."
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