A 30-Year-Old Spoiler & Powdered Holes

If you think I'm touching this one with a ten-foot-pole...

Not. Saying. a WORD.

Let's try something a little less potentially controversial, k? Like some nice, pastel yellow, powdered holes.

Wait.

What?

Marketing Guy #1: "I dunno, is there some way we can make donut holes sound both unappetizing and vaguely pornographic?"

Marketing Guy #2: Oh! And oddly specific!

I don't want to spoil any plot points on a thirty year old movie or anything, guys, but that's a father and daughter on this misspelled divorce cake:

"NOOOooOOOOOooOOO!"

And finally, she asked for a princess carriage.

What she got was a whole lotta 'splainin' to do:

Awk. Waaaard.

Thanks to Crystal R., Jennifer B., Elizabeth A., Anony M., & Casey D. for giving new meaning to the phrase, "My baby's getting married!"

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The Christmas Creep

Well helloooo, people still finishing your Halloween candy.

READY FOR CHRISTMAS?

::aggressively shakes jingle bells::

Yes, yes, I hear you. "It's too early!" "What about Thanksgiving?"

Blah. Blah. BLAH.

Look at this tree:

Doesn't it fill you with CHEER?

(Ignore the balls.)

(Or don't, if they're helping.)

And wouldn't you rather look at pretty presents right now?

(Pretend these are pretty.)

Or how about the smell of freshly baked gingerbread?

"Heyyyyyy maaaaaaaan."

My point is, move over, Fall; Christmas is on a roll!

A cinnamon roll.

::jazz hands::

So just get ready for 7 weeks of Mannheim Steamroller instrumentals, cinnamon air freshener, garland everywhere, twinkle lights, and creepy Christmas cakes.

Yessssss.

I CAN'T WAIT.

Thanks to Toni S., Elizabeth B., Jacquelyn B., Matthew O., Anony M., Bonnie B., Caroline, Rachel, & Abby for reminding us it's the most wonderful time of the year.

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