New Year's Evolution

New Year's Eve, 3PM:

"Ermagosh, Becky, tonight is going to be SO FUN."

New Year's Eve, 8PM: 

"PAR-TAY!!"

New Year's Eve, 10PM:

"WOOooOOOOooOOOO!!"

New Year's Day, 12:05AM:

[singing] "May OLD reclaim tests BE for GOD, and HAVE her brought to...

"...RUH-ROH."

New Year's Day, 12:30AM:

[rolling on floor] "I'm going to THROW UP, and then I'm gonna DIE!"

This Morning:

Happy New Year, everyone. I recommend coffee. And a mop.

Thanks to Anne B., Mary Beth H., Jenn K., ZC, Bethany G., & Mathea T., who's pretty sure that pile came from the other end, but how often do I get to use Grinch quotes in here? NOT ENOUGH, that's how many.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Hey, All These Lyrics I Forgot...

Should all baking skills be forgot?
And never brought to mind?

Could all that schooling be for naught?

For all
dang
time.

For allll da-aang tiiime, my dear
For old brain wine!

La DAAAA da daaaaa da
something, something...

For bald hang(over) time!

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Hey. You. Yes, you.

I LOVE YOU, MAN.

And you, too, lady.

Have fun tonight, guys, but please remember to always decorate responsibly.

Thanks to Anthony B., Lori D., Dimitra S., Cynthia P., & Jenny C. for helping us sing in the new yar.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: