10 Sunday Sweets I'd Make For Valentines If I Could

Valentines Day is this week, Sweets fans! Who wants to craft a gorgeous showstopper cake like this for your SO?

(By Made With Love, England)

WOW.

 

And who wants to just look at gorgeous cakes, pick your favorite, and then THINK about making it?

(By Nasa Mala Zavrzlama, Serbia)

Yep, totally with you.

 

How about this dramatic number:

(By VIP Torte Minsk, Belarus)

Oooh, I feel under-dressed just looking at it. John! Go put on a tuxedo!

 

(By Jane Cakes, Russia)

D'aww, look at those hand-painted cuties!

 

Maybe that's too much red for you, though. Maybe you're feeling a little... blue?

(By Blacksun, Slovakia)

I love these colors together! That bottom tier especially is magic.

 

Or how about some hot pink?

(By Sophia Fox, Portugal)

The heart geode on top is all sugar. I like the hearts down the side even better, though; they remind me of a sweet glass wind chime.

 

Gotta have some soft pastels in here, too:

(By Sweet Love Cake Couture, Australia)

This one has my heart all atwitter.

(Eh? EH?)

 

But of course red roses are classic:

(By Moli Cakes in Slovakia)

Really digging the black and white outlining; it makes them look like a 2D painting come to life, right?

 

Speaking of a mix of 2D and 3D, look at this fabulous pile of ruffles:

(By Kris Marx, Russia)

Gorgeous!

 

And finally, a Valentine Sweet guaranteed to make a splash:

[Baker unknown, help?]

Woohoo!

That sugar glass wave is incredible! Hey John, let's pretend I made this one for you, k?

 

Happy Valentines week, everyone! May you find lots of chocolate, laughter, and hugs.

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What's Mold Is News Again

MOLD.

The silent killer that lurks in your pastries.

Lurking, like a silent killer... WHO LURKS.

 

Yeah, like that.

 

Mold is responsible for untold deaths, dismemberments, and icky gag-fests the world over.

Plus it's gross.

 

But who is to blame for this malicious fungus of death?

[picture of grim reaper wearing a baker's hat]

 

We went right to the source, to ask the tough questions and get the exclusive answers that only Wrecks News can provide.

[video of well dressed woman running toward random baker]

 

"Sir! Can you tell me why your bakery hates America? And children? How many American children have you personally dismembered? Is it true you perform deadly experiments on the state park pigeons? What's up with that, you sicko?

"Hey, come back here!!"

[turning to face camera]

"Well, there you have it, my friends. Bakers hate America. Back to you, Sally!"

 

Thanks to our wreckporters Chris H., Rane M., Jill H., Amy S., Jessica B., Kate K., & Tami F.. Coming up next: can cake make you skinny?! The new diet sensation sweeping the nation!

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