The silent killer that lurks in your pastries.
Lurking, like a silent killer... WHO LURKS.
Yeah, like that.
Mold is responsible for untold deaths, dismemberments, and icky gag-fests the world over.
Plus it's gross.
But who is to blame for this malicious fungus of death?
[picture of grim reaper wearing a baker's hat]
We went right to the source, to ask the tough questions and get the exclusive answers that only Wrecks News can provide.
[video of well dressed woman running toward random baker]
"Sir! Can you tell me why your bakery hates America? And children? How many American children have you personally dismembered? Is it true you perform deadly experiments on the state park pigeons? What's up with that, you sicko?
"Hey, come back here!!"
[turning to face camera]
"Well, there you have it, my friends. Bakers hate America. Back to you, Sally!"
Thanks to our wreckporters Chris H., Rane M., Jill H., Amy S., Jessica B., Kate K., & Tami F.. Coming up next: can cake make you skinny?! The new diet sensation sweeping the nation!