This SHOULD Be NSFW, But... Nope

Minions, you ever get the feeling your baker has a one-track mind?

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I mean, Sweet Stay Puft, the only way this could be more obvious is if it came with a tunnel and a Playgirl subscription.

(Also there's a caboose joke in here somewhere, I just know it.)

Then there's all the sports stuff! C'mon, guys, you're not fooling anyone with your "scoring" and "hole-in-ones" and "dribbling down the court," which Google tells me is an actual sports thing...

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...and also a pretty accurate description of whatever's happening here.

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o.0

Nope. Not touching that one.

 

We all like to think graduates have a good head on their shoulders, but then again…

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... we don't usually have to specify how many.

 

Still, it's nice to know that if someone wants an ACTUAL cake phallus, we can trust bakers to provide something that is almost, but not quite, exactly unlike a one-eyed trouser weasel:

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Wow.

The grassy patch and bubbles are inspired.

::head tilt::

Though by what, I have no idea.

 

Thanks to Samantha A., Tanya S., April W., Miranda, & Tiffany V., who thinks her bakery needs to make more Thomas the Train cakes to beef up on their ding-a-lings.

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What we have here is a failure to grasp the concept:

 

[head desk]

 

And speaking of revealing:

Is that what they're calling it now?

 

At least this wedding wreck came with tissues for the bride to cry into:

Although the chocolate smears may bring to mind a different kind of tissue.
(Ewww.)

 

Had to include at least one more Princess cake for Princess Week!

Isn't it grand?

 

Too bad that's not what they got:

Hmm. I see your points.

 

And finally:

When display signs get snippy:

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

 

Thanks to Troy D., Jacqueline E., Giancarlo, Shane R., & Jennifer H. for showing even bakery labels can have a bad day.

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