Somebody Please Help Me Stop Looking At This

It took me entirely too long to realize this IS in English:

Spacing: the Final Frontier of Wreckerating

Judging by the CW Facebook page, I see I've trained you wrecky minions well:

Ahh, THE SNARK IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

I approve.

And just in time for Cheesecake Day:

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At first I thought it was a hot dog. 
Then maybe a bowel re-section. 
Now I just want to stop looking at it:

Somebody help me stop looking at it.

To quote JoAnna, who sent this in, "Mmmm, rope fibers!"

And I agree, JoAnna; the clumps of gold glitter really DO make it extra "beachy."

And finally, while not professional, this made me laugh out loud:

Video game-specific apology cakes? YES, PLEASE.

Heck, I think this should become a trend. A few more suggestions:

"Sorry I Played Skyrim For 6 Weeks Straight"

"Sorry I Won't Play Portal Co-Op With You Because You're Better At It And It's Annoying"

"Sorry For Beating Your High Score On Angry Birds"

"Sorry I Woke You Up At 3AM Because BioShock Was Scary"

"Sorry I Keep Talking To Claptrap" (WUB WUB!)

Thanks to Nancy E., Kristen F., Annie B., Ashley R., JoAnna H., & Anony M. for the beat-boxin' giggles.

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This Is Probably Why Drive-Through Bakeries Don't Exist

Today is "Drive-Through Day," minions. Think we've got a cake for that?

Offffff course we do.

To be fair, if I saw a cat with four legs coming out of its head, I might be tempted to run over it, too.

But I wouldn't make a CAKE of it afterward.

Then I got to wondering about a drive-through bakery, because, c'mon, that is a recipe for hilarity.

Just imagine a big group of people in a passenger van, all opening up their cake bags:

"Hold on, HOLD ON... this isn't what I ordered."

"Ug, look at this mess! Why can't they wrap these things without getting stuff everywhere?!"

"Aw yeah, FREE TOY!"

"Where's my extra pickle? I SPECIFICALLY said three pickles!"

"Nope, nope, drive back around; mine's gone bad!"

"Bad... and angry."

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Thanks to Brynne R., Sarah M., Kathleen C., Leslee B., Leize D., & Michelle T. for the crack-ups.

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