Sound Off

When bakers choose to wreck for a spell:

I like the slightly exasperated tone: "Well, come back."

 

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Heck yeah - and I'll take A BIG ONE, pls.

 

Funnily enough, if you sound it out this kind of works:

Bay-B? Eh?

 

I like to use the made-up word "embiggen" sometimes - it's just fun and silly, like "adorkable" or grown women wearing rompers. So needless to say, this made me grin:

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"In the bigening, there were no rompers, high-waisted jeans, or ironically ginormous glasses. And it was good."

 

Ok, wreckies, let's see if you can figure out this one on your own:

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Rittens = rampaging kittens, right?

("Possible side effects include sneezing, tiny scratches, and erectile dysfunction.")

 

And finally:

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Hear, hear!

 

Thanks to Becky B., Cricket C., Chelsey C., Lauren L., Jack B., Lola B., & M.N. for sounding off.

P.S. If you really DO want to thank someone with audio, then check these out:

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Little silicone cases for your Apple airpods! I may have to stock up on the Dumbo one for friends, it’s too adorable.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When Bakers Write Accidental Romance: A Cake Wrecks Novel

National Read a Romance Month is nearly over, minions, but who has time to read a whole romance novel? NO ONE THAT'S WHO. So here, let's zip through a quick & torrid story on these cakes, instead.

This is the setup of how innocent and sweet our protagonist is.

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... and so clumsy! Because that's adorable!

BUT THEN:

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You know what that means.

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Did I mention this is a historical fiction?

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With vampires?

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Now she has a new job in a new city! WHATEVER SHALL THIS SWEET INNOCENT CLUMSY BINKI BARISTA DO?

Well dang. Pace yourself, girl.

And then, one day:

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Enter... the leprechaun vampire.

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2, COMING THURSDAY!

 Thanks to Samantha V., Chris S., Lydia, Juanita, Nickie B., Kris M., Joan N., & Emma D. for the start of what I'm sure will be a most romantical adventure.

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P.S. Just so you all know where I stand on the whole vampire thing: TEAM COUNT 4 EVER

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And from my other blog, Epbot: