And Now, The Conclusion Of Our Romance Novel Cake Story

(In case you missed it, here’s part 1.)

Our intrepid protagonist is working her way through the city, one Derek at a time. But now a dashing leprechaun vampire stands before her! (Well, maybe a little below her.)

Who could resist these charms?

Yep, she's got it bad.

PLOT TWIST

Just kidding. 
(Yes, it's glittering, no, it's not a dagger. Haven't you read Twilight?)

Hey now, this is a PG-rated romance! Fade to black. FADE TO BLACK.

Imagine a Walk of Shame where you have to carry this home in a giant clear container. 

Heheheheh.

Ahem. Sorry. Back to the story.

Then, just when you think her happy ending has a happy ending...

Awwww.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT:

Ewwwww.

So our plucky Binki Barista makes an executive decision, and drops the sucker:

THE END.

I hope that fulfilled all your wildest romance-novel-written-on-cakes dreams, minions.

And thanks to Sam, Laura W., Paige S., Cheree G., Kelly T., Kate, Katie, & Timothy B. for helping me bleed that vampire story dry.

All The Single Ladies: Unmarried Women and the Rise of an Independent Nation

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Sound Off

When bakers choose to wreck for a spell:

I like the slightly exasperated tone: "Well, come back."

Heck yeah - and I'll take A BIG ONE, pls.

Funnily enough, if you sound it out this kind of works:

Bay-B? Eh?

I like to use the made-up word "embiggen" sometimes - it's just fun and silly, like "adorkable" or grown women wearing rompers. So needless to say, this made me grin:

"In the bigening, there were no rompers, high-waisted jeans, or ironically ginormous glasses. And it was good."

Ok, wreckies, let's see if you can figure out this one on your own:

Rittens = rampaging kittens, right?

("Possible side effects include sneezing, tiny scratches, and erectile dysfunction.")

And finally:

Hear, hear!

Thanks to Becky B., Cricket C., Chelsey C., Lauren L., Jack B., Lola B., & M.N. for sounding off.

P.S. If you really DO want to thank someone with audio, then check these out:

Little silicone cases for your Apple airpods! I may have to stock up on the Dumbo one for friends, it’s too adorable.

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