Gone Fishin'

They say its therapeutic

And sure relaxing, too

They say, "get back to nature!"

"Embrace the real you!"

With all the fish in the sea,
I guess they must be right:

Men rarely seem to care

if they ever get a bite.

What matters is the freedom

Hanging out's the real goal

'Cuz there's nothing quite so natural

As a man

... and his pole.

Thanks to Eric & Sarah, Cassidi, V.F., Hillary H., Barbara R., Meghan P., Chris, & Jedr A. for the helpful arrow I really don't think any of us needed. :D

Also sometimes Amazon gives me a gift when I go searching for appropriate post products, and today was truly a red-letter day:

My new go-to gift for every fisherman I know.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Bear Necessities

Today we celebrate... teddy bears.

But not like that.

NOT LIKE THAT!!

After all, who here didn't have a comforting...

cheerful...

...and completely non-creepy bear to snuggle as a kid?

"ssssooooooooonnnn."

Teddy bears are all about childhood innocence and fun.

So hey, this seems appropriate:

(Before you jump to conclusions, I see nothing dirty here.)

(Unless you consider a rocket-jet of explosive diarrhea "dirty.")

So here's to you, Teddy, with your weird badonk-a-donk:

And your crazy panda/mouse ears:

And those lumps no one wants to talk about:

Now, for old time's sake, let's have one more Story Time with Teddy!

Ahem hem hem.

"Ultimately Maude and Ginger decided to just finish their picnic."

"There was plenty of time to call the coroner later."

Happy National Teddy Bear Day, e'rebody!

Thanks to Currie M., Paul N., David G., Jessica N., Kimberly C., B.D., Donna R., Faith T., & Erin M. for the sudden dead end.

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I was going to link something creepy and ridiculous, but I got distracted by how INSANELY CUTE this teddy bear is:

Gund Toothpick Teddy Bear

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And from my other blog, Epbot: