All About That Boss

Because I'm
All about that boss
'Bout that boss

No trouble

I'm all about that boss
'Bout that boss

No trouble

I'm all about my boss,
'Bout my boss

No trouble

I'm all about my boss
'Bout my boss!

Yeah, it's pretty clear
She ain't no 2#

My boss can bake it, bake it
Like she's SUPPOSED to do

She got that spelling that all the boys chase

With all the balloons in all the right places.
[knowing nod]

Happy Boses Booses Bossy Day to Brendan R., Rebel Baking Company, Amy W., Justin M., Amanda B., & Susan G. Now, GET BACK TO WORK.

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The Perfect Workplace Gift

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Cake Wrecks Ghosthunters' Guide

It's officially Ghost Season, fellow Ghost Hunters, but there's more to bagging a boggart than you might think!

First you need the gear, so gather up your tape recorder, flashlight, vintage 1997 camcorder, easily-startled jock friends, and 5-year series contract from the History Channel.

Next, KNOW YOUR GHOSTS. Here's a quick run down of the species of specters you're most likely to spot, plus a few tips for dealing with them:

Thieving Genies:

Watch out, they spit!

Whirling Hurlers:

Watch out, they puke!

(Ewwwww)

Coneheads:

These traffic-stoppers travel in packs. Steer clear.

Startled Farts:

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

The Mummy Dearest:

If she says she needs to unwind, RUN.

Town Criers:

Don't let them spook you; they're all talk.

Schoolyard Bullies:

... but these ones WILL take your lunch money.

Puddle Poltergeist:

Watch your step around these spirits; they're really sticky.

And finally,

Spectral Swimmers:

Always wear protection around these guys. Trust me. 

o.0

Happy Hunting!

Thanks to Ben A., Lori C., Cynthia P., Deon M., Elizabeth M., Kate F., Kristy T., Mary Anne S., & Jennifer B. for raising our spirits.

P.S. You know what hits the spot after a long day of ghost-hunting?

A Bottle of Boos! Hee!

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