Cake Boners & Baby Rattle Boob Pasties

Did any of you celebrate Bosses Day this week?

How about Boner Day?

[insert obligatory 'head of the company' joke here]

Granted, some of us celebrate Boner Day every day, AMIRITE?

HEYOOOOOOOOoh stop looking at me like that, John.

It's been one year since Kate's heart surgery, so her family got a cake to celebrate.

The good news?
The baker really nailed, "Heartaversary."
The bad?
Now Kate knows how her family really feels.

To be fair, I love cake more than I love people, too.

I mean, think about it:

People taste terrible.

The bakery claimed these were ghosts:

So bakers, I'm going to claim this tissue is a twenty dollar bill.

We good?

Now, don't worry, my dear wreckies; this is NOT a baby butt cake.

(Phew!)

It's a baby contortionist wearing a Space Balls helmet.

(Admit it: you just tried to visualize that. MY MIND-CONTROL POWERS ARE GROWING!
Mua-ha-haaaa!!)

(Now bring me a whoopie pie!)

And finally, while I still say anyone who orders a headless "Mom" body for a baby shower cake deserves all the lumpy cake boobage they get, I GUESS I can see where Angel MIGHT be upset on this one.

She asked for this in pink:

DIBS ON THE BELLY BUTTON

And got this:

Take a moment. Soak it alllll in.

It was hard to narrow down, but I think my favorite favorite part is the baby rattle pasties. They just scream "sexyAAAAAUUUGGHH!!" you know?

Thanks to Cori D., Anna E., Jessica P., Anony M., & Angel A. for reminding us that eating people is still a bad idea, so stop it, all of you.

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Oh hey, that last cake reminds me: here's a great game for any baby showers in your future! Or any Friday night, really:

Baby Bump Or Beer Belly Game Pack

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

9 Halloween Cakes That Clearly Went Off The Rails

It's the most wonderful time of the year, minions: HALLOWEEN.

This is when wreckerators let it all hang out, so if you thought they cranked out bizarre stuff the rest of the year, BUCKLE UP.

Maybe you'll see some vampire tongues!

Or a deconstructed mummy:

Or - fingers crossed - two thirds of a giant candy corn ringed with non-candy corn candy corn candies.

Really, we can only hope.

Then there's the exploration of negative space with nihilistic overtones:

[pointing] "See that missing bit in the middle? That's LIFE, kids. You think about that."

::twenty 3-year-olds immediately begin crying::

Other bakers like to keep it less esoteric and more psychedelic:

"What black and white and red all over? A spontaneously combusting zebra. OBVSLY."

"... what?"

Some bakers really have to hand it to you:

Or really have to squid it to you, if you turn it the other way.

I love the ones that took SO MUCH EFFORT, yet make zero sense:

Just... why

Welp, let's end this circle of confusion with a circle of confused sperm being called out by a bright orange egg:

"Hey, lady, WE'RE DOING OUR BEST HERE."

Thanks to Michelle L., Danielle K., Allison L., Amanda P., Trace P., Colleen M., Christina S., Cara I.,  & Kristen S., for the spooky misconception.

I keep seeing this retro style Halloween decor around, and I think I like it!

Set of 3 cupcake sitters

What do you think, cute or creepy?

:p

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And from my other blog, Epbot: