Wreckin' On The Dock Of The Bay

Sittin' in the morning sun

(oops)

I like wreckin' 'til the evening comes!

Stuffin' some flotsam in.

Grab another cake and do it again.

Yeah...

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

I thought that's what they wanted to say!

Oooo -oo -oo -ooo

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay...

Meh, looks fine. (Hiiii-iiine.)

The cake you want'll bore ya.

Thought I'd go a disco way.

I got nothin' against George.

It's just I'm tired of frosting him all day.

So...

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

No one could read the French, anyway!

Ooh!

Maybe they'll be dockin' my pay...

Nah, it's fine.

Thankfully, our faithful Wreckporters -- Laurel G., Anna C., Kate P., Stacey W., Sammi K., Kathryn R., Bath C., Sylvie C., and Teresa P. -- weren't wasting time. Now, I think I'm supposed to end this with harmonic whistling, so here goes...

::whistles badly for 3 seconds::

Nope, hang on, I found a prettier option:

A rainbow whistling tea kettle? YES PLEASE.

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Well, Rats

It's Rodent Awareness Week, minions, so gather 'round while I'll spin you a tail of wreckage.

Now, you might think it'd be hard to find rodent cakes, but no.

THEY'RE OUT THERE.

(See? I'm raising awareness!)

Though some bakers are a little fuzzy on the concept:

If you turn your head to the side this kind of looks like a black-and-white turkey cake pooping out a candy corn.

Then again, it's 3AM here and I'm wide awake, so maybe that's the insomnia talking.

Or maybe I'm dreaming? Is this a dream?

The rat cake worshipping a chunk of cheese points to "yes."

Hang on, now the cheese is a Christmas tree... decorated with tadpoles?

And this guy just offered me a cigar:

Ok, we're definitely in Bad-Pizza-Dream territory, minions. I better get out of here before I show up to my 8th grade Biology quiz naked.

ACK!

TOO LATE:

Thank goodness this class has aprons. And forks.

Oh man, I just grossed MYSELF out.

 Well, my friends who may or may not be actually reading this, I hope you've found this educational.

 Because if not, I could give a rat's ass.

A really ADORABLE rat's ass.

(The baker sent it in herself, because she's awesome like that.)

Thanks to Courtney M., Amanda G., April F., Rachel L., Monica I., Alison M., & Holly S. of Two Cousins Bakery for putting every baby butt cake out there to shame. TO SHAME I SAY.

And if you want to keep the Rodent Awareness celebration going, how about a good Terry Pratchett read?

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

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And from my other blog, Epbot: