Fortified With 100% Real Irony

It may not be rain on your wedding day, but these cakes are still a little too ironic.

[grabbing microphone]

HIT IT!

It's like loving journalism

... but not kerning!

It's a "good job"

that needs some learning.

It's the winner's cake

that SHOULD be burning!

And who would have thought? It figures!

It's calling someone "dumb"

When you can't spell the word

It's trying to show you care

While giving a beautiful turd

Heh.

And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Thanks to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who really DO think.

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Hang on, you know what ELSE has delicious irony? A fully armed and operational battle station with an exposed exhaust port.

Death Star Waffle Iron

Thanks to this waffle iron, you can recreate the Death Star's catastrophic destruction every morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Just remember: Use the forks.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Thanks For Nothing, Pheven

October was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so it was nice to see bakers doing their part:

...to make pink ribbons look like ding-a-lings.

Mary ordered a cupcake cake (patooie!) in the shape of a number 6 for her daughter, but I guess the baker ran out of cupcakes, so...

This birthday is brought to you by 3/4 of the number 0.

Thanks for nothing.

How Twitter has ruined us all:

#Wrecktastic

And finally, Catherine told the baker her son's name was "Stephen with a PH."

She got this:

Thanks to Amber G., Mary G., Meredith N., & Catherine J. for the phweet phurprise.

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Here's one for all you "Attoreys @ Law" out there:

Legal Decision Maker

It's a desk spinner!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: