The Air(brush)ing Of Grievances

According to my calendar, minions, this is the week we're supposed to write our letters to Santa. Which makes sense if you think about it; Santa needs time to find or make our stuff (screen-accurate Stay Puft costumes don't just grow on trees), and then our postal system needs time to sort, manhandle, smash, and ultimately lose our letters 'til next Spring.

So yeah, the deadline's looming, and I'm pretty sure I know what most wreckerators will be asking Santa for. Feel free to sing along!

Ahem hem hem.

Santa baby, 

Slip an airbrush under the tree

For me

So I can give it a whirl

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!

Santa baby, one that does some polka dots, too

No clue

How to use this thing, dear

 Santa baby, so hurry up and bring one tonight!

 Think of all the blank spots I missed

(So boring!)

I hear the secret is in the wrist:

(YAAAS)
 

 Next year I could wreck them all

 If you'll check off my Christmas list!

Woo!

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing

This stings

But no one gets my true art!

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry up and let me me wreck right

Thanks to Rose, Shannon K., Rhiannon M., Jocklyn W., Anna D., Kara R., Laura M., & Lori M. for knowing a real turkey when she sees one.

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And for those of you who haven't already activated full Christmas mode, check out this sweet Autumn skirt!

DressStore A-Line Skirt With Pockets

 It's covered in pumpkins and owls and flying mushrooms - and it has pockets. 'NUFF SAID.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

For Our Veterans

It's Veterans Day!

The day we honor our veterans for their incredible service, sacrifice and commitment to our freedom.

These men and women deserve the best cakes money can buy.

Uh, we don't get a lot of those.

We get:

The Oven Mitt of Allegiance

Wrapping you in the protective embrace of freedom.

Roadkill of Liberty

I've named him Stares and Scrapes.

Patriotic Sperm

They do more before 9:00 AM than most sperm do all day!

Something Us 4 went in on together.

I know, I know. It should say "We 4."

Specs McPointy Head:

Patriotism gets pointy.

But, just like this Patriotic Boomerang,

...it always comes back to this:

(By Cookie Bliss)

Thank you, Veterans!

And thanks to Lynn B., Kelly S., Marikae, Katrina R., Cynthia W., Heather O., Linda L., DRK, and Dana S., for recognizing our inalienable right to look at bad cakes for good people.

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I went looking for an actual oven mitt of allegiance, but found something even better:

A Captain America cutting board!

Well, technically it's Captain America's shield, but you get the idea. And so pretty!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: