Lip Service

Allison ordered a cake for her boss Lisa's 50th birthday. To make it a little more fun, she asked the bakery to shape the cake like a big pair of lips.

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Uh...

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[side eye]

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...guys?

0.o

Thanks to Allison W. for all the mandatory sexual harassment classes her office has to take now. But on the plus side, I DO have the perfect cake for them.

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And just to remind bakers what kind of lips we're talking about... look at this cute cushion set for your car!

Lips & Mustache Headrest Set

D'aww. Great gift for Valentines' day, too.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Let's. Get. FLOTSAMIZED.

Tell you what, bakers, I have a great idea: Forget decorating, just throw anything on there!

That's right, go nuts!

Cookies?

Sure!

Individually wrapped & stickered cookies?

Even better!

Lollipops buried in icing?

Why not?

An empty ice cream cone over a random pile of sprinkles?

Heck yeah!

The pulverized bits at the bottom of an M&M's bag?

YES YES YES.

But let's think outside the "edible" box. Think you can jam an entire book in there?

Or a big silk flower?

Oh! And some ribbon!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA...

*coughcoughcough*

*cough*

Ahem.

(gasping)
Man, I need a drink...

That'll do.

Thanks to Anna R., Mary W., Jenna M., Hayven A., Justine V., Tania S., Crystal B., Andrea and Anne Marrie, and Cami L. for remembering what's important in life. And what's important is being able to drink your topper.

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This would ALSO be weird to put on a cake... but perfect for your laptop:

Baby Alien Vinyl Laptop Decal

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And from my other blog, Epbot: