Shower The People You Love With Love

It's "Shower With A Friend" day, minions, and I've got just one question:

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Is that a fidget spinner in your bikini briefs, or are you confused to see me?

Granted, "shower with a friend" IS a little unclear...

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... and some of these "shower" cakes aren't helping.

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Are we talking past or future tense here?

And more importantly, what's a Baby Latter?

And look, I'm not one to judge...

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... but there seem to be a lot of sowers in this shower.

 Or maybe we're not talking babies yet. Maybe this is a shower to discuss the "furture."

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Ermergersh.

Well, whichever kind of shower it is, I think we can all agree:

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Especially ones with drinks.

 (Have you heard of the mythical "Shower Beer"? Apparently it's a thing!)

Thanks to Kameron S., Jennifer K., Sabrina G., Danielle H., Jessy D., & Liz D. for the good clean fun.

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P.S. I'm not one to judge your shower activities, and apparently neither is the manufacturer of this beer and wine caddy:

Shower Wine Glass Caddy

Cake in the shower? I'll drink to that.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Lip Service

Allison ordered a cake for her boss Lisa's 50th birthday. To make it a little more fun, she asked the bakery to shape the cake like a big pair of lips.

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Uh...

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[side eye]

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...guys?

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0.o

 

Thanks to Allison W. for all the mandatory sexual harassment classes her office has to take now. But on the plus side, I DO have the perfect cake for them.

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And just to remind bakers what kind of lips we're talking about... look at this cute cushion set for your car!

Lips & Mustache Headrest Set

D'aww. Great gift for Valentines' day, too.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: