"Poopy" Seeds, Censored Snow, & A Whale of A Penis

An oceanography institute held a dessert contest for their employees, but someone apparently decided to cheat a bit, aaaand:

....hilarity ensued.

I like how this person immediately threw the store under the bus. Better for people to know you cheated than think you drew THAT, am I right?

(Though, in the baker's defense, that's a real whale of a penis she drew there.)

And speaking of less-than-family-friendly cake decorating, you've got to watch out for some of these bakers and their four-letter-words:

Thank goodness the snowman censor was there to spare the innocent.

It's decided, I'm calling them this from now and on:

WHATADEEEEEAL!

Here's one to file under "Dear God, What IS That Thing?!"

Look closely, and you can almost hear the shrieking eels.

(That's a rather obscure Princess Bride reference. If you got it, let's be friends.)

Btw, ever wonder what some of these cakes are even for?

Well, alrighty, then.

Thanks to David E., Anony M., Ruth C., Autumn J., & Rebecca H. for not "Russian" these wrecks.

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P.S. In honor of today's whale of a penis:

Rose Gold Narwhal Necklace

Still a phallic whale, but WAY cuter. And only $11! :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Shower The People You Love With Love

It's "Shower With A Friend" day, minions, and I've got just one question:

Is that a fidget spinner in your bikini briefs, or are you confused to see me?

Granted, "shower with a friend" IS a little unclear...

... and some of these "shower" cakes aren't helping.

Are we talking past or future tense here?

And more importantly, what's a Baby Latter?

And look, I'm not one to judge...

... but there seem to be a lot of sowers in this shower.

 Or maybe we're not talking babies yet. Maybe this is a shower to discuss the "furture."

Ermergersh.

Well, whichever kind of shower it is, I think we can all agree:

Especially ones with drinks.

 (Have you heard of the mythical "Shower Beer"? Apparently it's a thing!)

Thanks to Kameron S., Jennifer K., Sabrina G., Danielle H., Jessy D., & Liz D. for the good clean fun.

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P.S. I'm not one to judge your shower activities, and apparently neither is the manufacturer of this beer and wine caddy:

Shower Wine Glass Caddy

Cake in the shower? I'll drink to that.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: