Strumming Up Some Wrecks For "Get Out Your Guitar Day"

Ever wonder what would have happened if the Beatles had gotten a Cake Wreck?

No?
See, that's why you have me. ::evil grin::

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I look at it all

See the icing that's heaping

While my "guitar" gently weeps

I look at the lines

And my words, they need bleeping

While my "guitar" gently seeps

I don't know why 

Nobody told you

Guitars need strings, my love

 I don't know how 

Someone extolled you

They bought these ones, too?

::ironic guitar solo::

I look down the line 

Is that nail polish burning?

No, my "guitar," it still weeps

With every mistake

You'd think they'd be learning

Still our guitars gently weep!

Thanks to Phyllis L., Laura R., Julia Ann, Jill V., Nathan M., Miss M., & Amanda G. for stringing us along there.

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 P.S. I don't even play guitar, but I love these:

 Guitar Spoons

These colors are so dreamy! They'd be perfect with the right coffee or tea set.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

I Swear It's Only Powdered Sugar, Officer...

It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.

OPTION 1: The Conversation Starter

A semi-interesting factoid with just the right dash of mystery.
Guaranteed to make an impression.

OPTION 2: Get Right To The Point

"You can't HANDLE the truth!"

OPTION 3: Try Something Cute And Funny!

(By the excellent Giggle Girls Cakery)

*wink*

...unless of course your crush works in law enforcement.

Then don't do that.

Thanks to Kelly L., Steven H., & Stacy B. for the not-so-wise crack.

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Er, for those of you who prefer chicken and waffles, I found the perfect earrings:

Chicken & Waffles Earrings

How cute are these?!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: