It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.
OPTION 1: The Conversation Starter
A semi-interesting factoid with just the right dash of mystery.
Guaranteed to make an impression.
OPTION 2: Get Right To The Point
"You can't HANDLE the truth!"
OPTION 3: Try Something Cute And Funny!
(By the excellent Giggle Girls Cakery)
...unless of course your crush works in law enforcement.
Then don't do that.
Thanks to Kelly L., Steven H., & Stacy B. for the not-so-wise crack.